(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)
Hello
| Beatles fans: | goodbye |
| Doors fans: | I love you, wont you tell me your name |
| Pink Floyd fans: | is there anybody in there |
| Lionel Richie fans: | is it me you're looking for? |
| Led Zeppelin fans: | BABE BABE BABE BABE |
| Nirvana fans: | hello,hello..how low... |
| Foo Fighters fans: | I've waited here for you, everlong |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers fans: | Ding dong dang |
| Simon & Garfunkel fans: | Darkness, my old friend |
| Neil Diamond fans: | my friend, hello |
"Good evenin ladies and gentlemen
How’s everybody doin tonite?
I’d like to welcome to the stage, the lyrically acclaimed, ha
I like this young man, because, when he came out
he came out wit the phrase, he went from ashy to classy
Ha, I like that
So everybody in the house, give a warm, round of applause for
The Notorious B.I.G…..
The Notorious B.I.G. ladies and gentlemen give it up for him ya’ll"
Sky’s the limit - The Notorious Big
^ My favorite part of that song.
